After Obama took away my guns, I sobered up, hopped in my truck and went straight to Walmart to reload. I’m a family man, after all.
My cell phone’s a weapon too. I text militia buddies between tactical drills in my backyard, posing for selfies in my finest fatigues.
Imagine both in one convenient package: the cell phone gun. Shit just got real.
Cell phone guns would have all the killer apps. Folks could sign up for the Don’t Tread On Me plan, brought to you by your independent concealed-carry mobile carrier.
Cue Wayne LaPierre, the voice of the NRA: Act now. Before Hillary assumes the throne.